So, here I am in history pretending to watch this black and white film which is killing me. YOU HAVE NO IDEA KILLING ME... especially because I am on the 40 hour famine and everything that smells nice makes me hungry. I am going to have to ban my friends from wearing deodorant tomorrow.
Hell, I wonder if I will get thinner from this or will I just bloat up like one of those African children. This reminds me of when I read how some models only eat cotton buds to keep themselves thin. Crazy huh, I wonder what their poop would be like.
Anyway all I can think about is food, I can smell it even though there is nothing near. WHAT AM I IT HAS ONL